Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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