why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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