Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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