So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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