South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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