But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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