Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The ass gains better be worth it
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