check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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