absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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