Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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