I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize