I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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