It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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