it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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