Say something about gay babies.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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