Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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