i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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