I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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