So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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