Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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