Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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