ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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