We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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