he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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