i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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