I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
