bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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