Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I want her autograph on my taint
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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