we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
