why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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