We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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