I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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