so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I have already put on my inside pants.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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