1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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