We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
