What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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