Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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