i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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