They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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