No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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