You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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