Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
only if we run a train.
done.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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