I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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