he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
ok first of all what the fuck
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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