using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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