If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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