You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
the raccoons are back...
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