Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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