ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
where does the pee come out of this thing
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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