i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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