Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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