wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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