i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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