I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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